dwarf bonus not the highest? i call bullshit. they literally do not drink water unless hospitalized from an injury. otherwise they consume only booze. if for some reason warforged can drink AT ALL, and not just like, combust the alcohol in an internal ethanol furnace, then dorfs should drink them under the table.
I like having the crunch, honestly! I'd use this, and it's vanishingly rare there's any 5E homebrew I didn't make that I'd say that about. Because it really comes up a lot! Like the Irish (I'm allowed to say this) when D&D characters aren't fighting, there's a good chance they're drinking.
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dwarf bonus not the highest? i call bullshit. they literally do not drink water unless hospitalized from an injury. otherwise they consume only booze. if for some reason warforged can drink AT ALL, and not just like, combust the alcohol in an internal ethanol furnace, then dorfs should drink them under the table.
i made this years ago at this point, but i do believe that was my rationale for warforged being able to drink more than a dwarf. they just burn it!
but of course if you want to use it, you can mess with the modifiers as much as you like.
honestly, these days i probably wouldn't even use this at all, and just assign disadvantages as felt dramatically appropriate.
I like having the crunch, honestly! I'd use this, and it's vanishingly rare there's any 5E homebrew I didn't make that I'd say that about. Because it really comes up a lot! Like the Irish (I'm allowed to say this) when D&D characters aren't fighting, there's a good chance they're drinking.
I gotta know why Michael Cera is in the special thanks
Michael Cera is the D&D god of getting shitfaced (but only in the Greyhawk setting, you prolly don't know it).
No relation to the human actor.
the real answer is, i just think its funny to put michael cera in the special thanks.